So last night was the mid-season finale of the Sci-Fi Channel's space Bar Mitzvah Battlestar Galactica. Yep, no more episodes til January, so I paid special close attention. Actually, no, of course I didn't. I didn't even know it was the mid-season finale until I read it in the news this morning! So this week's roundup is just as whiskey-warbled as ever. This time I know there are spoilers, so keep out if you care about that. If not, jump!
Old Eyepatchy just outed himself to Miami Vice! "I'm one of the four." Kill him!
But Miami Vice thinks Eyepatchy just has a chip in his head. "When I met you you had hair. I never heard of a skin job aging."
But Eyepatchy has a way out! You can live! You can live! Freeeeeedom!
Miami Vice: "There is no fracking earth!" Geez, kinda cheer up already, old man. These space people look up to you!
Yeah, torture Eyepatchy! Torture him to madness!
Hey wait! You're not President Boringface Actorman. You're gonna kill the fleet? You're the bad guy?! Kill him!
Don't you people point your guns at Blonde Tomboy Space Girl! Shoot Chief Fatty Q. Workingstiff in his gut if you wanna, but leave Blonde Tomboy Space Girl alone!
OMG! Cyclons! Cyclons everywhere!
You Secret Cyclons are fucked!
Yes! Blonde Tomboy Space Girl is in her space plane! She'll save everyone! She is God with a pretty nose and nice hair!
Awww! Look how happy she is! She knows something...
I'm gonna put exclamation points here! here! and here!
Oh Jesusface. You're the good guy?!
Kill President Boringface Actorman! Kill him dead!
Oh shut up Xena. They'd forgive you for what you did on the colonies if you'd stop killing them. So stop killing them!
Blonde Tomboy Space Girl did it! She saved everyone! Yaaaaaay!
Amnesty for the Secret Cyclons! Yaaaaay!
Boringface and Lady MacDeath and Miami Vice are all best buds now. Yaaaaaay!
Earth! Earth! Earth! Earth! Earth! Yaaaaaaay!
Um, uh? What the fuck is up with earth? It's all...
You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!
